FARM LIFE


A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm,
his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little
boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says:
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

Wow. Boosh. Did you grow up on a farm?

Why you don't get it?

HAHAHAHAAAA!!! Good Stuff. Poor dad isn't going to get and Bacon, Milk, or eggs either. ROFL!!!

That's hilarious.

... just as long as no one was kicked in the 'head' - he should be fine...

Ha!

Double HA!

Trrrriple ha!! - ha ha ha

A moment of silence please... within this thread I have completed exactly 75 posts... all excellent posts... no longer a sissy... now a......

Ha! Just noticed the "tough guy" - friggin sweet!

Congratulations Vel! You are now among the tough guy ranks.

Thats funny stuff..

What will your next class be Vel? better keep posting and find out!

the rank addiction...your wrath is spreading Z