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I'm almost a black belt

Post by Guest on August 9th 2008, 07:03

After mastering the pressure point knock out, I've now moved on to more advanced techniques-like attacking from the guard (around 2:30) :0


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Post by Guest on August 9th 2008, 07:07

I'll attack you with carbonated beverages.

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Post by Guest on August 9th 2008, 10:03

that guys mustache is better than chuck norris'..... ok maybe not. Did you guys know:


01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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Post by Guest on August 10th 2008, 07:05

I thought there was something funny about the JFK video!

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Post by Guest on August 10th 2008, 11:38

Thats video's got some funny movies...

@Ice, that chuck norris stuff is pure gold man...funny as hell

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Post by Guest on August 13th 2008, 22:30

a black belt in what?

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Post by Guest on August 13th 2008, 22:40

The Army teaches us Brazilian Jujitsu. I know the basics. I am actually getting ready to start taking Taekwondo here so that I can hopefully get a black belt in that before I leave here in apr 2010

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Post by Guest on August 14th 2008, 00:55

The Air Force is all about running fast at long distances so when the time comes we can run away.

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Post by VS Tyrant on August 14th 2008, 01:13

In a legitimate TKD program there is no way you can achieve black belt in less than 2 years. The garbage TKD they teach the soldiers in Korea is just that, garbage.
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Post by Guest on August 14th 2008, 01:29

a black belt in fightin' silly

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Post by Guest on August 14th 2008, 12:21

I'm Black belt at cod4. and when I'm not practicing I'm jacking off with the case.

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