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Post by Guest on July 17th 2008, 15:36

One day little Johnny was at home getting into trouble and mischief so his mother incisted that Johnny go to the near construction site and learn something new and exciting. Once Johnny returns home for lunch his mother asked what he has learned. Johnny begins, well at first, the fcukin door wouldnít fit right, and the fcukin electrician showed up late and everyone was fcukin pissed because, no one from the city showed up to turn the water off. Well she said, shocked, and amazed at these horrible words coming from her sonís mouth, go to your room and you wait till your father getís home. Later Johnny is called for dinner and is then asked to repeat exactly what he told his mother. His father was furious, he instantly stood and told Johnny to run outside and get a switch. Johnny turned and looked at him, and said with a grin "FCUK YOU THAT"S THE ELECTRICIANíS JOB!!!"

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Post by Guest on July 17th 2008, 18:37

uhhhhhhh right, about that

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Post by Guest on July 17th 2008, 23:34

Gotta say it.... FAIL

For not being dirty enough.

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Post by Guest on July 17th 2008, 23:58

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 01:13

AWWWW... Come on guys!

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 01:15

FAIL

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 01:57

Sorry Zolo. A+ for effort though. Also, no ass hammering references! A forum record!

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 02:23

you just referenced it

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 02:31

DAMN IT.

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 02:42

That was not funny.

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 06:17

can a moderator please edit this and make it funny...clearly a blant abuse of the forum

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 07:08

It was funny, No sense of humor around here.

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 07:34

Are you just saying that or did you really think it was funny.

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 07:56

I thought it was funny. Probably because it reminded me of when I was 7, My grandpa got mad at me and my little brother (he was 5) because we had broke some windows out behind his barn that were leaning against a wall. He told us both to go get a switch to receive our beating with. My little brother grabbed this little thin assed willow branch, but I dragged back this big ol' log. I never got a spanking from my grandpa again. I was just wondering if that line would have worked as well.

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 08:43

poor delivery I guess

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 08:46

Nah, just a context thing. Stew had a previous situation that made the joke relatable. See, being funny is a science.

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 09:04

delivery is key though...plus, zolo did not appeal to his entire audience Very Happy

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 09:14

I'm no Chris Rock afro

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Post by Guest on July 18th 2008, 09:18

ya he didnt have good eye contact. that draws the crowd in

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Re: The Switch

Post by VS Tyrant on July 18th 2008, 09:25

Ha....Now that's comedy!
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