The Switch

One day little Johnny was at home getting into trouble and mischief so his mother incisted that Johnny go to the near construction site and learn something new and exciting. Once Johnny returns home for lunch his mother asked what he has learned. Johnny begins, well at first, the fcukin door wouldn’t fit right, and the fcukin electrician showed up late and everyone was fcukin pissed because, no one from the city showed up to turn the water off. Well she said, shocked, and amazed at these horrible words coming from her son’s mouth, go to your room and you wait till your father get’s home. Later Johnny is called for dinner and is then asked to repeat exactly what he told his mother. His father was furious, he instantly stood and told Johnny to run outside and get a switch. Johnny turned and looked at him, and said with a grin "FCUK YOU THAT"S THE ELECTRICIAN’S JOB!!!"

uhhhhhhh right, about that

Gotta say it.... FAIL

For not being dirty enough.

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AWWWW... Come on guys!

FAIL

Sorry Zolo. A+ for effort though. Also, no ass hammering references! A forum record!

you just referenced it

DAMN IT.

That was not funny.

can a moderator please edit this and make it funny...clearly a blant abuse of the forum

It was funny, No sense of humor around here.

Are you just saying that or did you really think it was funny.

I thought it was funny. Probably because it reminded me of when I was 7, My grandpa got mad at me and my little brother (he was 5) because we had broke some windows out behind his barn that were leaning against a wall. He told us both to go get a switch to receive our beating with. My little brother grabbed this little thin assed willow branch, but I dragged back this big ol' log. I never got a spanking from my grandpa again. I was just wondering if that line would have worked as well.

poor delivery I guess

Nah, just a context thing. Stew had a previous situation that made the joke relatable. See, being funny is a science.

delivery is key though...plus, zolo did not appeal to his entire audience

I'm no Chris Rock

ya he didnt have good eye contact. that draws the crowd in

Ha....Now that's comedy!