1000 Posts!!!! part 2

Woohoo! This post makes my #1000!

I'd just like to thank the Academy, all my friends, And my mom for believing in me. I love you Mom! Oh yeah, and AAaaadriiiiiaaann!

I knew him before he became big

*CLAPPING AND APPLAUSE*
Way to go big guy! Don't feel too old. 1000 posts is the new 20

And I'd like to say thanks to my Fans- they help with the heat!

Great job man. Thanks for the dedication! Now grow the damn beard back!

Congrats buddy. Welcome to the "you guys have nothing better to do then post worthless crap" club.

Speaking of which did you post a new pic of you without the beard?

good job. i want to be just like you when I grow up

That's a great aspiration Ice. Keep practicing and maybe with perseverance you too can be like Stew.

All you really need to do is grow a beard and sound like a robot with a tube sock down his throat and you'll make the Stew "cut".

Seriously though, stew is one in a million. There is no subsitute.

even if I don't shave for a month I can't grow one like stew. Shit!!!!

I could not shave for a year and never have that pedophile beard action.

WOW someone needs to get a life

NAAHH!! just kiddin, grats man

Hahaha nobody can grow it like stew. My beard's grow in like two days and look pretty thick, but then I get called a terrorist. I prefer to keep it clean.

Did you ever get cheese stuck in that thing?

I'm sure Pringles are a bitch.

Yeah that's true. Or something saucy like spaghetti.

"We don't like Chili, it makes us throw up"

I still put food in my mouth with the beard fellas. It wasn't a napkin, just a beard.

do they make "beard bibs"? I should invent that.

Or a specialized food in the beard comb? That sounds like a good idea.

iuuuu, never really gave that thought, Gross... Forget about food, I guess he gets to "remember" last night all day long.

Wha? I'm lost.

I got a couple meanings out of what you said zandra, so uh I guess ha ha ha ha?

the flavor savor!!