A Stupid Deadline

Not to distract from the pending terror... but on a side-note, I promised the club owner of where I play open mics on wednesdays that I'd write three songs by this wednesday about the whole brett favre soap-opera that's been going on (I know, but he's been a freak about it).
I'd love to get some thoughts or even better - one-liners about it from some people not from wisco (and therefore not insane).

I would love to contribute, but unfortunately I don't keep my fingers on the sports pulse. I do know about the whole Brett Favre drama business, just not enough to give you lyrics. However, some opening lines.

"Yo, this sh!t is the dopest soap opera eva...."
"Hey Wisconsin, WHO'S NOT IN THE HOUSE...."


and so forth. Good luck!

Frikin love it - haha - I'll use it "fo sho"... maybe. Thanks

I don't think he's looking for a rap zeph.

Old Brett's a country boy - think country

I love my Tractor, my cheating girlfriend, and Brett?

I'm down for mixing styles.

There once was man named Brett, who decided he wanted to be a Jet, He thought it would be bold, to abandon Green and Gold. and trade in his cheese hat, .... um, I'm lost

not bad, not bad

so I'm sick of the media circus once again and decided not to play to the whims - even if it is favre - and even if a local club-owner challenged me

instead i had the first practice of the "Local 666 Pantera" union. was able to throw together a new group of derilekts ready to spread the evil... very excited... have a singer, bass player, and drummer -that's enough, no? you will soon hear of a supreme death metal band from milwaukee and that will be what was meant to be. Played covers at first and then dominated the world - metalocalypse for REAL

our first 3 songs are Domination, Five Minutes Alone, and (because we must know this one like the back of our hand): Cowboys From Hell.

ASS-STOMP!!

That sounds awesome man. Cover some Slayer while you're at it.

milwaukee huh? you know of the band "way to fall"