WWMPD Who Cares? Michael Phelps Would

Water drinks Michael Phelps.

Scientists recently discovered the cause for warmer sea temperature and melting icebergs happens every time Michael Phelps gets in the water.

Michael Phelps’ sweat is consider a banned substance for other athletes. Too bad Michael Phelps never sweats.

Jesus walks on water cause Michael Phelps says he can.

When Michael Phelps jumps into the pool, he isn’t making a splash; the water is just trying to get out of his way.

Once, when Michael Phelps swam the Atlantic and came across mermaids, one said to him “I thought you were just a myth!”

Ancient Greeks used to sacrifice 100 cows to Poseidon who would then turn around and sacrifice them to Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps does not swim like dolphins; dolphins swim like Michael Phelps.

There is no need to save the whales, Michael Phelps has saved them all.

When Michael Phelps goes water skiing he doesn’t use skis; or a boat.

Every time you see a shooting star you are really watching Michael Phelps train in space.

In the true story of Jaws the shark was caught and killed by Michael Phelps.

There is no need for an astronaut to go to Mars. Michael Phelps has already been there and swam so much that there is no longer water.

Steroids can’t help Michael Phelps.

Usually people run for President, Michael Phelps swims for President.

Michael Phelps never showers because it is impossible for him to remain stationary while surrounded by water.

Rain accumulates every time Michael Phelps does a cannonball into the ocean.

Aquaman wears Michael Phelps underwear.

Sure Jesus walked on water, but Michael Phelps swims through land.

Water listens to “Michael Phelps Swimming to the Classics” on it’s iPod.

When Jaws goes to sleep he has nightmares of Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps can turn a grape into a raisin just by looking at it.

Michael Phelps can light a wet cigarette just by swimming past it.

The tides actually change according to Michael Phelps’ training.

There are no world records... only Michael Phelps’ last time.

When Chuck N. roundhouse kicked Michael Phelps in his abs, he broke his foot.

Michael Phelps doesn’t swim through water, water gets out of his way.

Michael Phelps can break 9 world records in only 8 events.

Jaws beached himself once he heard the Michael Phelps theme music.

It’s only “Davy Jones’ Locker” because Michael Phelps lets him borrow it.

Every time Michael Phelps farts in the water a hurricane is formed.

God created the Bermuda triangle as a prison for Michael Phelps but nothing can hold Michael Phelps.

When Michael Phelps was born he swam out of his mother in 4.5 seconds which was a world record. The previous world record was 5 seconds which was also set by Michael Phelps.

As you read this Michael Phelps just broke another World Record.

Michael Phelps is asked not to swim for 1/2 hour after he eats, so the water doesn’t get motion sickness.

Michael Phelps once leaped into the Pacific Ocean for a quick swim, when he came up for air he was in Great Britain.

Michael Phelps did not earn 8 gold medals in Beijing, those 8 gold medals had to break world records to earn the right to hang around his neck.

Michael Phelps never drains the bath tub, he tells the water to "get out."

Good stuff. I figured this would happen eventually. Good jokes though.

Yes... it had to be done... More to Come!

loved reading this thanks.

Good stuff.